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Father

a person that someone looks up to or thinks of as a father.
person 1: thats my father!
person 2: they look nothing like you..
person 1: and that matters BECUASE???
by euphoricGAYtilly December 27, 2021
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Father

He only because a father after he fucked all the women.
Hym "Yeah it sounds good to a piece of shit father but who gives a shit what you think you all think you're better than anyone who ISN'T that but you're a piece of shit who doesn't amount to anything. I'M THE REASON you're great grand kids won't have to push that fucking rock up the hill and THEY HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW WHO DID IT FOR THEM! BECAUSE IT WASN'T YOUR DADDY! Because your daddy was LESS! DON'T LET THEM THROW YOUR KIDS LIFE IN THE GUTTER! THEY'LL DO IT TO ME, THEY'LL DO OT TO YOUR KIDS, AND THEY'LL DO IT FOREVER!"
by Hym Iam April 30, 2024
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Your father

A humorous scenario reflecting the generational clash in parenting styles, where a parent encourages outdoor play for their children, while the narrator's motivation for having kids is to grant them more screen time than they ever had during their own childhood.
PoV: Your father thinks fresh air like the one experienced whilst playing outdoor is essential, but you just want your kids to enjoy the screen time you missed out on growing up!
by Emotional Cruiser August 14, 2025
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Father

Someone who disappears or is going to get something
by Sev 11 December 22, 2022
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Steptic-father

When servicing your septic.. and you retrieve the last cumwad deposit in the tank, introduce it while fingerblasting your next partner resulting a pregnancy.
Noun:

Steptic-Father

Her: "babe, I'm pregnant!"
You: "impossible, I'm sterile."
by TheDriverShotJFK August 15, 2021
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Mother Father

by NZ732 May 24, 2024
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