The sexual act of combining the shocker with cunnilingus. Make sure your hands are clean and your fingernails are trimmed because if you want to be doing it right you'd better have excellent personal hygiene. This position works best while prone, make sure you are giving consistent g spot pressure and are breathing through your nose. This is the supreme way of treating your partner with foreplay.
Dave: Doing anything special with your wife for Valentine's day?
Greg: I'm gonna bless her with The Dirty Lenny and make her cum a bunch so that she doesn't feel so bad about my otherwise general sexual laziness.
Greg: I'm gonna bless her with The Dirty Lenny and make her cum a bunch so that she doesn't feel so bad about my otherwise general sexual laziness.
by The Dirty Lenny March 15, 2021
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Cole says: "Hey Alex, you blew me last night."
Alex says: "Well Cole, I believe you, but please don't tell anyone!"
Cole says to other people: "Alex is such a Dirty Merchant that he believes he blew me last night!"
Alex says: "Well Cole, I believe you, but please don't tell anyone!"
Cole says to other people: "Alex is such a Dirty Merchant that he believes he blew me last night!"
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Derf: “Hey man I heard you went to the hospital, what happened?”
Ferguson: “Aww man it was great. I convinced my girlfriend to do a Dirty Aedan with me.”
Ferguson: “Aww man it was great. I convinced my girlfriend to do a Dirty Aedan with me.”
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