Taking Cream

A phrase used for when a guy looks unbelievably gay. As in he has an ass filled with semen. It can also be used to describe a hoe, who is essentially a sperm dumpster.

Man, that hoe looks like she is great at taking cream.

by JCan930 July 7, 2011

cream puffer

1. noun one who is a fit less-than-middle-aged white man who is speedwalking
2. verb the act of cream puffing
3. noun a parent that coddles their children into becoming cream puffs

KD: You cream puffer!
LV: Excuse me?

by TheRealCreamPuffer July 14, 2018

Free Cream

Cream for distribution from the sac of the willing bartered for the cost of nothing.

Free cream for all. Merry Christmas -Dad

by Punkstallionfms January 11, 2020

cream egg

When performing anal sex without lube and the recipitent's asshole begins to bleed then mixing with the semen in their asshole resembling the filling of a cream egg.

I got cream egged recently, couldn't sit for a week.

by cyph shaves his armpits May 17, 2019

sky-cream

When someone takes a shit from the 40 feet or greater into someones mouth until it fills and starts stacking as if it was icecream.

I almost fell yesterday from a window trying to the sky-cream with my girl.

by Mr.UnknownUserMan September 18, 2012

Ice Cream

A term used in place of making out, often used by the homies, giving different flavors to each girl they have kissed and/or made out with.

“Aye bro, you get some ice cream last night?!”
“Hell yea she was a cookies and cream!0

by Handoggy September 10, 2020

Hoe Cream

When you make some hoe cum and it's creamy and reeks of STD

"yo, I was fucking this girl and I had contact with her hoe cream

by Da_woken_soul September 12, 2019