cock stiff

the state of being rigid or hard, usually referring to a frozen or mortified condition

The body they pulled from underneath the ice was cock stiff.

by Derrick Trudeau March 5, 2008

Pellet Cock

An extremely small pellet shaped penis, similar to a cocktail sausage.

Girl, I love noshing on David's pellet cock while he strums my tuna canoe.

by THE GPC July 11, 2016

Cock the hammer

1. pulling back on the hammer of a revolver pistol to be in ready position to strike the percussion cap/primer, to ignite the propellant and fire the bullet.

2. pulling back on the skin of the penis shaft near climax for a more effective ejaculation

1. Did you cock the hammer? Be ready to shoot!

2. I’ve got to cock the hammer and loosen my load.

by Newfie blogger January 23, 2022

Windmill Cock

When your cock is so long that you can spin it around, and can give your house electricity.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see John's windmill cock?
Guy 2: Yeah man, hes making use of that non-renewable energy

by dolphinsfaninwa November 1, 2016

Republican Cock

The male genital organ of higher vertebrates of the republican party. Beyond erectile tissue, the cock is comprised of nicotine, Kentucky bourbon, and an aversion to contraceptives and abortion. Still, scientific consensus demonstrates that contraceptives are ineffectual to the voluminous DNA spritzing of which a republican cock is capable. Further, it is considered a rare and invaluable treasure by leftist women seeking reprieve from missionary sex with thin-thighed soy-boys.

Caleb: Dude, did you hear about Steve?
Seth: No, what happened?
Caleb: He brought a feminist girl home who wouldn’t stop talking about how much she hates men. Then, when he told her he was pro-life, she couldn’t resist that REPUBLICAN COCK. Turns out she wanted to be spanked and choked, too. The next morning she even made him breakfast and cleaned his kitchen.
Seth: Wow, Steve is a fucking legend.

by Scrotron August 4, 2022

cock sisters

two girls who have slept with the same guy

"hey girl, you know, we cock sisters. I was with that fool years ago, before you ended up with him."

by Spellbound July 3, 2014

Cock Mulligan

When you are having the intercourse and because of your intoxicated state, you go limp noodle in her but pursuant to Cocksman Rule 37(b), there is no shame because you invoke your one cock mulligan of the weekend.

Yeah the sex was solid - started off a little rocky but I declared my cock mulligan and came out strong on my second showing.

by Traveling Filth Circus December 12, 2020