fucktard bowl

A bowl game for fucktards who suck at football

Man I can't believe we're playing the potheads in the Fucktard bowl

by Hunter126 December 14, 2013

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redneck bowling

running on ice and slideing into random objects to knock them down

i was redneck bowling last night

by Tater October 26, 2014

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Tarry-bowl

A very small bowl of weed, typically loaded by a stingy smoker.

"Damn bro I barely got a hit, I'm tired of smoking tarry-bowls"

by topsidemunchies August 25, 2018

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Chop a bowl

to smoke marijuana out of a glass pipe, or bowl, with the result of being chopped, or insanely high.

hey man, you wanna chop a bowl with those bitches real quick?

by Alister Hotchkiss October 10, 2009

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Bowl Control

"Bowl Control" ; noun

To be in control of the bowl of a marijuana smoking device currently being toked on by your bros.

Yo it's cool dawg I got bowl control finish that drank

by bowl_control December 23, 2010

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A sex act that involves banging to near completion in a version of "doggystyle" that involves sitting on a toilet. Just prior to climax, the guy inserts the "Nintendo thumb" of his left hand into his lady friend's butthole while simultaniously rubbing the "A/B thumb" of his right hand over her clitoris and begins to tap in a erratic and frantic manner; much like one would do while running any play involving Bo Jackson in Nintendo's "Tecmo Bowl." As the man cums, he may or may not choose to utter the following phrase: "Bo knows skanky bathroom sex!"

Dude 1: "Hey did you hear that Chris gave that girl from accounting 'The Tecmo Bowl' at the company party last weekend?"

Dude 2: "That doesn't surprise me... she seems like the type of skank that'd be into that kind of thing."

Dude 1: "Apparently Chris' thumbs are still numb!"

by Mopper January 24, 2011

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