Skip to main content

Short Joke

1: I know a short joke
2: What?
1: Your dick
by Thic_Boiz March 17, 2020
mugGet the Short Jokemug.

Dream Joke

(noun)

A joke that somebody tells when they first wake up that makes no sense. They come up with it in their sleep, and in accordance with all dream rules and regulation, it makes sense when they are half awake. The humor and logic of the joke usually wears off mid-speak, but because they started the joke, they have to finish it. It is usually replied to with looks of concern, or looks that convey, "What the *&%^ are you on?"

In contrast, the jokes can sometimes be funny if the person you tell it to has experience with the situation you talk yourself into.
Jack: Dude, I came up with a wicked funny joke in my sleep. Wanna hear it?

Josh: Yeah, sure, bro. Good morning, by the way.

Jack: Yeah, good morning. K, here goes: Why can't you put fruit in wells? *puzzled face*

Josh: I dunno, why?

Jack: Wait, never mind, it doesn't make any sense.

Josh: No, c'mon man you can't just start a joke and not finish it! Spit it out!

Jack: Uhhhh. . . 'cuz uh. . . they are star fruit?

*pause*

Eruption of laughter

Josh: Dude, that had to be a dream joke!

Jack: Definitely. Sorry bro. Hey is that coffee done yet?
by pi@noguy December 8, 2010
mugGet the Dream Jokemug.

rape joke

a rape joke is when someone who hasn't been raped makes a joke about other rape survivors and it hurts them.
Nick said "Rape joke" , a rape survivor said "That wasn't funny and it made me feel really bad", Nick replied "Snowflake" " why don't you just take a joke" " its called dark humor"
by MarTgrass December 4, 2020
mugGet the rape jokemug.

joey joke

a joke that is continuesly said and is never funny
that was a joey joke
by tom tom 1 October 27, 2007
mugGet the joey jokemug.

poop joke

a terrible joke whose merit can be likened to that of toilet humor. originated in lunch room sermons by the human poop joke, kevin thomas, cohorts such as mike tyrell and jaison udani have continued the tradition of the poop at social gatherings.
(insert bad line/comment)

poop joke..
by jsnyd December 28, 2005
mugGet the poop jokemug.

Got Jokes

When someone asks you to do something totally absurd to the point were you think they are joking.
"Timmy's got jokes if he thinks I'm going to sell him my $3000 rims for $500 bucks!"
by MP$40 April 10, 2006
mugGet the Got Jokesmug.

dick jokes

by Fjdhdhdhf Jr jrjrj July 22, 2017
mugGet the dick jokesmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email