When you are "sporting wood" at an inconvient or embarrassing time, you need to think of the ugliest woman you've ever seen. She shall be affectionatley known as "The Wood Killer."
As the gorgeous nurse asked me to remove my hospital provided gown, I realized I was sporting wood. In order to avoid embarrassment I closed my eyes and pictured a naked picture of the "wood killer."
by bomba007 July 9, 2010
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"I'd just had christmas dinner with my family when... BAM! Christmas Wood"
guy:have you done all your christmas shopping yet?
guy2:oh, aww... *get's "Christmas Wood"*... i gotta go to the toilet...
dude: i had a good ol' time christmas day,
dude2: christmas wood?
dude: yep.
guy:have you done all your christmas shopping yet?
guy2:oh, aww... *get's "Christmas Wood"*... i gotta go to the toilet...
dude: i had a good ol' time christmas day,
dude2: christmas wood?
dude: yep.
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