No dad joke

When you set the stage for a dad joke but shut it down before the joke becomes a dad joke.

Me: I'm tired...
My dad: Hi tired, I'm--
Me: No dad joke!
My dad: Dammit.

by Licensed_Nerd July 16, 2019

JP Joke

a joke which is extremely unfunny, followed by a laugh by its teller, who usually thinks he/she is much funnier than he/she is

Quit laughing at your JP joke

by poopmonster169 May 14, 2011

rape joke

a rape joke is when someone who hasn't been raped makes a joke about other rape survivors and it hurts them.

Nick said "Rape joke" , a rape survivor said "That wasn't funny and it made me feel really bad", Nick replied "Snowflake" " why don't you just take a joke" " its called dark humor"

by MarTgrass December 4, 2020

joey joke

a joke that is continuesly said and is never funny

that was a joey joke

by tom tom 1 October 27, 2007

poop joke

a terrible joke whose merit can be likened to that of toilet humor. originated in lunch room sermons by the human poop joke, kevin thomas, cohorts such as mike tyrell and jaison udani have continued the tradition of the poop at social gatherings.

(insert bad line/comment)

poop joke..

by jsnyd December 28, 2005

Got Jokes

When someone asks you to do something totally absurd to the point were you think they are joking.

"Timmy's got jokes if he thinks I'm going to sell him my $3000 rims for $500 bucks!"

by MP$40 April 10, 2006

dick jokes

How to make fun of dicks.

Dick jokes are so funny.

by Fjdhdhdhf Jr jrjrj July 22, 2017