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egg eater

A male/female human who inserts his/her tongue deep into another females vagina during foreplay reaching into the uterus.
I am an egg eater because of my long tongue.

My boyfriend is an egg eater.
by Skidz395 March 3, 2014
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Cream egg

Where two men dock and seal the docking with school PVC glue. Once foreskins are full of cum, a third person cracks open the docking letting the creamy goodness slop into their mouth.
Hey let's make this 3 sum a cream egg party.
by Loosebumhole January 9, 2021
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Bad Egg

Proof that you are a naughty hacker and will be reported to the FBI
“I got a Bad Egg in Pokémon.”
“FBI OPEN UP!”
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black eggs

Kiesha gave LeRoy a good blowjob which included sucking on his big Black Eggs.
by Stains and Smears May 10, 2018
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Egg dildo

This is the male body part of an egg, also known as there penis.

Male eggs normally do not show there massive egg dildo, as its hidden in there egg shell.

The egg dildo is a slimy dildo, a mixture between the egg itself and yolk. The yolk causes it to be able to fit inside of anything With ease,

When eggs do show there dildo, its mostly either when they are extremly horny or when they are trying to seduce other female eggs.
Once they finally start cumming, they Will squirt out yolk. Its more sticky then normal however.
The yolk gets Made more sticky when it gets transported from there own body into there partner.
Once it reaches into the female egg a baby Will soon take from inside of the female egg.
The egg started to insert his egg dildo in my ass
by The aubergine man September 15, 2020
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Poach an Egg

The act of a man ejaculating on his partner after sex, esp. on the stomach.
She's so hot, I'd poach an egg on her
by CubRico November 12, 2016
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Spackered eggs

When someone with a mental retardation i.e a downy, offers to cook you a tasty snack but driibbles a little of its drool in the pan.
"Are you gonna have a bit of Billy's Omlette"

"I fucking doubt it you twonk, im not eating Spackered eggs"
by Bigsize October 9, 2008
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