moon jizz

When there is a solar eclipse with the moon, and you are drawn by a force stronger than yourself to smash one out

Damn, I was doing #nofap and then there was an eclipse and before I knew it i was balls deep on myself.. Damn moon jizz

by Tiniesttiny July 29, 2018

Moon-Cheese

Term describing cash currency or money.

Bro had to withdraw a shit ton of Moon-Cheese to bail mom out of jail.

by Tezzlha February 28, 2021

Dudley Moon

A saucy professor who indulges in the company of cats and the delight of upside-down pineapple cakes. Typically, Dudley Moons are fluent in Japanese. It's possible they take courses on the language in order to enjoy cinematic wonders known as "Hentai."

I went to bio lecture and Dudley Moon walked in. I wish he'd use that cat tie he's wearing to tie me up and eat upside-down pineapple cake off of me.

by Yalocaldrugdealer May 22, 2018

Moon Animator

An overpriced ROBLOX animation software that part of youtubers use to make fucking smooth animations

some random guy: damn, did you see that new youtuber that posts roblox animations?
some random guy 2: yeah, i did, his animations are so smooth
some random guy: he uses moon animator to animate

by your dad's basement March 16, 2023

Moon Shine

Anytime the Sun is shining on you and the Moon is visible in the sky simultaneously.

"Hi friend, what temperature is it outside?"
"Hi you, it happens to be 65* with a Moon Shine of +4!"

by RevelAndDance October 10, 2022

Moon Witch

When you get your period because you hung out with another girl who had hers

Sonia: ISH did you just moon witch me?
Ish: Oooops, yeah im on my period

by Ishishark January 27, 2022

Moon Rod

Sex move. Like a Marijuana moon rock, take a dildo and get it wet. Then rool the wet dildo into a pile of powder cocaine. Coating the surface like when weed is coated in keef. Then use as planned.

Dude i pulled the moon rod on my girl then shit got crazy.

by Digits__ July 29, 2020