sloppy cunt

A drinking game invented by Australian university students in the '90s. The loser of each round has to give their best two cards to the winner as well as skull a drink (by preference a pint of beer). The loser is dubbed the Sloppy Cunt until they stop losing rounds whereby the new loser is the Sloppy Cunt. This continues until everyone is munted.

"I just wanted to play cards, but I fucked up and became the Sloppy Cunt."

by SuperSloppy September 11, 2013

sloppy carson

A sudden wet messy eruption of shit in your pants that runs down your leg. Usually preceded by binge drinking and drug use. Often occurring in elevators of hotels.

I was just going back to the room to get more cash, but I had a sloppy carson in the elevator and had to get in the shower.

by Longduff August 26, 2014

Sloppy 9

Described when 6ix9ine was in prison, (usually works if two men do this) they go in to the 69 position with no lubrication except saliva and cum. The end result is when they cum in their faces and make out afterwards.

"wanna try a Sloppy 9 my guy?."
"didnt that goofy nigga 6ix9ine do that in prison"
"yeah, shit sounds fun."

by Marshmallow Ninja September 27, 2018

Sloppy James

A sex act in which a particularly hairy man (usually named James) pours cooking oil on the floor of a truck stop mens room and proceeds to slide back and forth between two opposing glory holes offering up ass and mouth thus allowing him to service two men simultaneously. A more experienced worker can sometimes execute a move called the "Royal Rotation" where they spin 180 degrees between slides so each man gets a shot at both holes.

I walked into the Stuckeys on I40 and saw a line of truckers waiting for a "Sloppy James".

by SlyBoots1414 July 31, 2021

sloppy dallas

"It's like a blowjob with a mouth full of dip."

"You want me to give you a sloppy dallas?"

by doobrah October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A type of a blowjob where the girl puts dip in her mouth.

The dooo: hey soup ro you want me to give you a sloppy dallas.

Soup: no my sister already gave me one this morning.

by Ps4_bro October 15, 2020

The Sloppy Bosnian

A term used for any item, most of the time referring to a piece of food, that looks like, smells like, or tastes like a piece of shit.

"Jesus Christ dude that chili looks like shit! What are they serving today? The Sloppy Bosnian?"

by TheAlbanianHalfPoundKick October 15, 2019