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jeto sandwich

A sandwich that has been made in the fashion that a mommas boy would like. This includes special orders at restaurants but is not only limited to sandwiches. The term can apply to basically any old "pain in the ass" that only a mother could be capable of loving. Jeto sandwich happens at many places, on many levels. Oft times the term can be applied to anyone who takes a casual obligation to the next level.

Jeto sandwich can also be applied as a mother's plea as well, implying that their "little angel" a.k.a. "my jeto" is completely incapable of negatively based on the strong love of the Mother.
There is a female version as well rreferred to as "jeta"
Why cant this guy just order off of the menu!? He always has to have his little "jeto sandwich."
You know that fool is guilty, he's such a "jeto sandwich" he won't last a minute in jail.
by Yerbachev November 6, 2018
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Kinsey's sandwiches

The festering stench of out of date prawn cocktail sandwiches.
Upon opening the food recycling bin that had been left outside for two weeks in August Steve exclaimed: "Fuck my hat, it smells like Kinsey's sandwiches in there...".
by BallBag78 February 28, 2019
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Moron Sandwich

Idiot sandwich doesn’t sound english enough. Tell Gordon to be more of a fookin english man. This will also sound smart cause your using another word besides idiot. good job.
person 1: What are you?
person 2 (a higher being above gordon): a moron sandwich.
by crak head boi July 11, 2020
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Movie sandwich

When you watch the first half of a movie, stop it to watch a different movie, and then finish the first movie you started
Had a sick movie sandwich last night. Was in the middle of watching bad boys 2 when my bro Josh called me up to watch the Bourne identity. I still had to finish bad boys 2 after though.
by Movissandwich March 16, 2019
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focker sandwich

when you're barbra streisand and you go to grab your grandkids and you press them really close to your body, forming a shape resembling a "focker sandwich"
by ajawaja December 22, 2010
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sandwich fucker

Jared the subway guy, when there are no kids around.
Would you like to try our sandwich fucker special, with extra mayo?
by Never he-man February 1, 2016
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Gay sandwich

Ah yes a Gay sandwich here’s how to make your own gay sandwich grab a gay guy and grab to bread and put the bread on both of there ears and say what are you? And you have yourself a gay sandwich
Man i love gay sandwichs
by Doughnut yas February 3, 2022
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