An extremely painful shit, when it feels like a large cube is cutting through with great effort, then it gives and flies out with the handle easily being released.
I was on the toilet the other day after eating a lot of cheese and red meat, without water and eventually passed Thor's Hammer.
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by Jaytime October 11, 2019
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by SmoothTalkPHD October 18, 2020
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by Simon5025 October 10, 2012
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by ptj January 22, 2008
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