California Speed

A game in which two players receive 26 cards and keeps them in their hand, face down, in a stack. The players then take the top four and lay them down, one by one, face up in front of them, near the other person's cards. Each player then tries to quickly place cards from their stack on top of pairs in the eight cards. If no pairs can be found, each player takes the four cards they laid down, in addition to any cards laid on top of them, and place them on the bottom of their deck. It is then repeated until one player runs out of cards, slaps the table, and declares "Speed!"

"Dude! I so won that game of California Speed!"
"Dude! You, like, TOTALLY didn't say 'speed' when you ran out 20 pairs ago!"

by John Hoffman May 13, 2005

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Get the California Speedmug.

california the whore

1,000 miles up in space California looks like a whore!

california the whore. get a map check it out dude! (San Francisco = titts!) ( hollywood = belly ) ( inland empire = groin ) (indio = butt) ( sierra nevada mountians = backbone)
( monte shasta = head of the whore )! Notice where the Mexicans hang out! yep in the nasty areas of Caleefornia.....

by itichie_nocanpo June 22, 2006

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Get the california the whoremug.

California Pizza

The sexual act of jizzing, shitting, and vomiting on an unsuspecting woman's (or man's?) chest (in no particular order), making a very disgusting pizza. Then for added entertainment, rub her jugs together to slice up the pie.

Man: I met this chick at the bar with a tramp stamp that said "Cali 'Za" and I had no idea what it meant.

Friend: Did you ask her about it?

Man: Yeah, then she took me back to her place and had me cum, shit and throw up on her chest, she called it a "California Pizza"

Friend: Why would you even do that?! shit.

by Hustle and Go May 3, 2009

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