Sock Baby

The process of when a male proceeds to ejaculate (bust a nut) into a standard tube-sock. The sock is then stored in a safe place for later use. This activity is typically popular among the prison-inmate population.

"Tyrone was so horney that he made a sock baby in his cell, he then hid the sock under his pillow for later violation".

by Gil-Dawg August 17, 2008

Jesus baby

When your girlfriend who wont have sex with you is miraculously impregnated.

Guy 1: A fool, I see your lady's bump, ata boy. Guy 2: Well, we havent even done it, guess its a Jesus baby.

by M.S.B. July 29, 2011

Drinking Babies

the act of swallowing sperm.

I got her to drink my babies last night.

by whatch out der now November 27, 2002

anus baby

A person so incredibly annoying, that the only was to describe him is that they were pushed out of their mother's anus.

Fool, your such an anus baby, you cant just jizz off the porch.

You fucking anus baby dont touch me.

by thizzordie May 5, 2006

half on a baby

To share a baby with a lover/partner pretty much saying you’ll both take care of the baby equally

Damn I really love her. With her, I would go half on a baby.

by Almightty_L January 11, 2018

Baby Shark

Used to be the song every kid sang as a memory from summer camp, but now everyone sings it to be annoying.

Random Person walking down the street: "BAAABYY SHARK DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO"
Person B: HAHAHAHAHA I love the baby shark song it's sooo funny

by Anonymous_avocado December 11, 2018

Splenda Baby

Looks like sugar, tastes like sugar, but is "sugar" free.

Takes gifts and money and gives little or nothing in return.

Bought that bitch a Gucci purse and a pony and didn't even get a goodnight kiss. What a damn Splenda Baby!

by m2dirty September 13, 2011