The Levels of Ashley

The steps of calling one who sleeps around too much.
Least
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v
Greatest
1) Trashy
2) Hoe
3) Bimbo
4) Tramp
5) Skank
6) Slut
7) Whore
8) Prostitute
9) Hooker
10) Cum Bucket
11) Ashley

John: "Sally knows how to get around town."
Fred: "Yeah, she's a total Ashley."
John: "Seriously, an 11?!"
John: "Jane is a whore by the way."
Fred: "Yeah, a number 7 on The Levels of Ashley."

by YeahhhBuddyyyy69 November 15, 2011

Ashley Tisdale

Okay. Not good, great, bad, or terrible. Just okay. One would come to realize when coming across something like an interview on TV or in a magazine, if you can at least sustain the sight of that weird face of hers. Or finding out that the porn star and the prettyboy cunt aren't her friends anymore. Or even just because she's not with Disney anymore and that biohazard blond hair is now a strange colored brown. But still be kept caution after hearing that she's still eight kinds of people at once, and she is that old to still be wanting anything she wants.

Great - Obviously, no female stars have gotten here.
Good - Hayden Panettiere/Taylor Swift
Okay - Ashley Tisdale
Bad - Projects "Demi"/"Selena"/others from Disney/Jamie Lynn
Terrible - Projects "Miley"/"Vanessa".

Mary: What do you think of this girl?
Tim: Meh. She's Ashley Tisdale.
Mary: NUH UH!!! She can't be! Only Hannah Montana could be 2 different people! AHHHH!!!
Tim: No, you fucktard. I mean she's not bad. She's okay, but keep looking.

by Smart American Male June 8, 2009

Ashley Saul

Usually the most awesome person alive! But on occasions has a tendency to do stupid stuff... like running into poles... or thinking that deers live in nest, or even wanting to build halfway houses.. So depending on the day, Ashley Sauls can be very reliable and pretty much AMAZING.

I wish I was Ashley Saul!

by allknowingofagriculture August 5, 2011

ashley chase

A no good slut mcbaggin, stuck up Gods ass knowing damn well she's the biggest sinner around.

That girls such an Ashley chase.

by thatsohaley January 13, 2014

the ashley theory

its wear u start to masterbate at the same time ur pereants decide to start having sex so u dont know wether its the porn making those grunts or ur pearents

Teenager 1: i was watching porn last night but i think my perants where doing it so i couldnt tell what was making the sounds my computer or my mum....
Teenager 2: the ashley theory

by DUdd3 October 22, 2010

Ashley Feeger

This stupid little girl who whos a fake bully and wants to Peirce every body part she has and her hair will eventually fall out cause she keeps dying it

You know that "Ashley Feeger" joker yeah the one that thinks there it more than 2 gender

by ethanlynch October 23, 2020

Ashley Tisdale

A careful yet still overrated actress signed with Disney whose best friends are a giant tampon named Vanessa Hudgens and her bitch, Zac Efron. She has been a Disney Channel regular since about 3 years ago and ever since then, she's been a marketing ploy to teeny boppers everywhere. From a temporary singing career, and soon to be a temporary acting career, it's only a matter of time before she'll start to shit bricks. She also is in bad shape and has decided to put her health in the hand of plastic surgeons. Opposed to Hayden Panettiere, Ashley Tisdale is one of several Disney-born stars that don't really impress anybody but the media.

Girl: Could you believe Ashley Tisdale is redoing her nose AGAIN?! What the hell?
Boy: I heard it's to improve her singing, but let's hope they fuck it up so badly that she can't even breath. I'm so sick of hearing about her.

by Smart American Male June 2, 2008