that don't fly

No way or Hell No
Also can mean "Oh No you Di'int" or that's not cool

Hey girl hey, that don't fly!

by Ashly December 11, 2003

Flying Dutchman

When recieving oral sex from a woman, just prior to climax, scream out in a high pitched voice "Here comes the flying dutchman!". This is the ultimate example of Brunsky-esque sexual tomfoolery.

I had no respect for X. She gave me head, and I gave her a good old-fashioned flying dutchman.

by Tim Hirsch September 25, 2005

Flying Cow

A Cow that fleis through the world with a silver foot as it's guide. It has no mother or father as it was a clone made from the poop of another cow. He sometimes fights the evil squirrels of Gogo Bootopolis. He is the leader of a major religion (Cowism maybe you have heard of it).

WORSHIP THE COw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by JapanLover September 30, 2004

the flying scorpion

Imagine pole vaulting directly into a uterus.

"last night i jumped on my dresser drawer and whipped out the flying scorpion for my lady, and let me just say, i stuck the landing..."

by Strange Quark January 11, 2009

fly solo

To masturbate, specifically in private with no company.

I don't fly solo as long as Cindy is around.

by kjsdfkjsfd November 12, 2007

Flying splooges

Sex fluids that fly and splat into someone's face.

Did you hear? Billy did a flying splooges in Vicky's face!

by Joker Patches April 29, 2008

Massachusetts Fly By

The act of having oral sex while simultaneously skateboarding parallel to your sex partner. It is very difficult and highly dangerous, but if achieved bragging rights will be forever granted.

Guy 1: Dude what happened to your nuts?
Guy 2: Oh... I attempted a Massachusetts Fly By

by zolay May 21, 2011