low income white girl eyes

It's exactly what it sounds like

Low Income White Girl Eyes is defined as...

A white girl with low-income eyes will stare at you with dull, vacant, soulless eyes and expect you to know that they like you. Oh, and they're kinda crazy. That's an understatement btw.

Why did the white girl with low-income eyes stare at the menu for 10 minutes?
Because she was mentally adding up her total with tax before committing to the side of fries.

Why does the white girl with low-income eyes love thrift stores?
Because it's the only place where she can buy "vintage" and "necessary" at the same time!

by Fentjamin Master February 7, 2025

White Willy Wasted

When a young lad who recently turned 18 years of age goes on a drinking binge and makes a complete tit of himself on the dance floor by stumbling into people, knocking over people's drinks and rolling his eyes, followed by the bouncers removing his sorry ass.

That lad was white Willy wasted

by misleading October 15, 2016

a white boy

A term used in the south for smoking a joint.

He was outside smoking a white boy.

by Sifu Richard January 4, 2023

White People Looking

When you look around for something but not actually searching. I.e, you don’t look underneath surfaces and you pretend you found new land.

Damn, Christopher finally found his juul after throwing a hissy fit but it actually wasn’t his because it was mango flavor. He was white people looking.

by Princest June 23, 2025

White Jonathon

When you insert cocaine into your urethra before having sex.

Mark: "Hey you hook up with Angie last night?"
Steve: "Yea man I gave her the White Jonathon"

by Scuba Supreme April 4, 2023

White boys™️

Finley’s number one fear

Ewww, White boys™️, I only like grinch boys

by Vive_la_art January 1, 2019

Turbo White

An advanced level of whiteness, usually used in juxtopositional exposition against something or someone from native black culture. The extreme shade of white against even something of mild color brings such attention to the whitenicity, that it is considered “advanced” or “turbo”. Term of endearment from a person of color to an ultra honkey.

Listening to the Lonely Island’s in depth description of their song “Ras Trent” was the day Seth Meyers realized he’s “turbo white”.

by Tukiluka April 1, 2025