bathroom sex rules

if the female goes into the male bathroom the female was the one that wanted to get piped.

if the male goes into the female bathroom the guy wanted to pipe her.

guy 1: damn they doing it in the guys bathroom.

guy 2: damn she really wanted to get piped.
guy 1: what do you mean?
guy 2: if they’re doing it in the guys bathroom the girl wanted to fuck
guy 1: says who
guy 2: the urban dictionary, it’s the bathroom sex rules

by charlie perc March 26, 2020

homo sex haul

a typo but also a youtube video where a person describes all of the recent gay sex they have had.

Did you see Sarah Croce's most recent homo sex haul?

by brooms January 14, 2016

butt sex in the raw

bareback, back to front, unrelenting anal pounding

maaaahh duuude i got all up in that butt sex in the raw and it was like BOOM

by velociRAPEtor October 2, 2010

Fuck boob sex

The funniest sentence ever

Dylan: Fuck boob sex
Tyler: Why are we friends

by Superdan333 January 8, 2021

brazilian fart sex

Giving a rim job then proceeding the rim job reciever farts in the giver's mouth

I was eating Victorias bodacious booty and I proceeding to swallow her fart, thus initiating Brazilian fart sex.

by Lover boi March 7, 2014

Spanish sex dream

When you're blissfully dreaming of a sexual serenade in Spanish and you find yourself stimulated by your boyfriend's punctual penis. Your erotic foreign fantasy becomes midnight magnetism.

mmm, my Spanish sex dream became a spicy seduction of the situation.

by Amphibious Goddess September 20, 2016

southey sex pest

A prolific sex pest who never accepts no for an answer

Jenny ; "hey Beth look at that dirty old pervert trying it on with that young lady at the bar he's got no chance"
Beth; "OH NO that's a Southey sex pest we better leave before he tries to touch one of us plus he's got a chode And he's not afraid to use it"

by LEWIS SIMPSON October 19, 2017