Origami Pussy

The world's rarest type of vagina. An origami pussy is the definition of perfection.

It is the most aesthetically pleasing vagina to have the privilege of viewing, let alone entering. If you are fortunate enough to encounter one, you will need a super cock to be able to last more than 2 minutes.

They are tighter than most women's assholes, and wetter than their mouths.

In physical appearance, they are the opposite of roast beef curtains. Like origami, it is neatly folded, and tucked away into a perfect, pink little slit. They are waxed regularly, extremely well groomed, and have the best taste ever, regardless of where she is in her cycle.

If you have the chance to experience one, you will never let it go.

Matt: Man this girl Katie has an Origami Pussy!

Owen: No way! You uncovered the Holy Grail, you better hold onto her!

by MattMalzone May 4, 2024

blister pussy

The squelchiest, slimiest, grimmest, most rotten zombified horse coochie that oozes a moist gumple clopping phlegm. Typically has puss pockets that pringle at the first touch.

Bro, she DEFINITELY has a blister pussy.

It’s dripping that orange juice cream again.

by Panda Berries January 10, 2022

menthol pussy

a type of vagina in which native-american men like to eat

Did you hear Mckael ate menthol pussy?

by mentholenjoyer February 21, 2024

Pussy

Nickname for a cat as well as someone that's a coward and of course, a woman's vagina.

Carl is a pussy, he literally freaks out whenever he touches something that is hot.

by PhoenixGamer34 September 19, 2022

pussy

my english teacher

asshole pussy

by assholepussy123 November 18, 2019

Pussy

Delicious dessert commonly stuffed with meat.
Should only be eaten or stuffed with consent.

“What do you want for dessert?”
“Oh I think you already know..” “you want pussy.. AGAIN?”

by Pussydominatr August 10, 2022

astronaut pussy

Astronaut pussy: the highest you can get.

After taking another hit. I was higher than a giraffes pussy. Then I took it another level and turn it up a notch. I went to far and got "astronaut pussy." Damm I wish my girl was Here ...

by Lalakett August 9, 2024