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dirty dick

Done alot in the Navy. When someone junior told to get a cup of coffee from someone senior. The junior sailor rim the senior person cup with his penis. Junior sailor may leave an alittle extra for the senior sailor in his cup like a pubic hair.
Hey Seaman John Doe get me a fresh cup of coffee. Roger that Chief. Seaman Doe gets the coffee from the mess decks(Galley) go to the head(restroom)and rims(dirty dick)the Chief coffee cup with his penis. Seaman Doe head back to the Chief to hand him his fresh cup coffee. Chief drank it. Damn good cup coffee Seaman Doe. You welcome Chief.
by Rltipster December 15, 2008
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Ridin Dirty

This is when a girl has dirty panties on while wearing a skirt. She could be wearing a short or long skirt, it could be revealing as well, the key is the state of the underwear that she would be wearing.
“Man, I saw up that girl’s skirt and it was awesome till I realized that she was ridin dirty.”
by DragoTPE June 6, 2011
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dirty kacey

A person who is very sexually attracted to females and loves getting her breast played with. Her clit is sensitive!
by BlueGay88 June 3, 2020
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dirty dollar

A dollar that has shit on it and you use it ti tip a stripper or hooker.
The strip club bathroom ran out of tp so I had to use my last dollar. Therefore i tipped the stripper that gave me a lap dance the dirty dollar.
by Bob 77 October 21, 2008
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Dirty Pablo

when a man put his jeans on backwards in the morning, anally rapes himself with a banana until it is brused, then, gives it to his girlfriend to eat.
"Aww man, Gage gave me another dirty pablo for lunch"
by tableinthenewworld January 4, 2012
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Dirty Baldwin

Also known as the hot lunch.
his involves making a small pocket inside your partners mouth (Probably with cling film etc) then fill it with a small amount of poo. Then as you are about to bolt after fucking your partners mouth, thrust really hard and break through the poo-pocket thus filling her mouth with spunk and poo milkshake
: Hence a "dirty baldwin" Simple really.
Mac: "Hey Soph, did you have a dirty baldwin today?" (He he he)

Soph: Oh yes please, only no sweetcorn this time, it gets stuck in my teeth.
by loopyspanky October 19, 2008
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dirty friend

The act of going to the bathroom for the sole purpose of pooping, however, you are interupted by the desire to masturbate. Once masturbation is complete you decide to wipe your ass with the same rag that you have came in
I rush to the bathroom to poop, however, I was surprised to see that the dirty friend made an appearance.
by The Poop Man November 7, 2004
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