Dirty Submarine

The act of using your nose and face to gently burrow into the cheeks of your partner. Once inside, agressively shake your head side to side while making a propeller sound through your mouth. Imgaine motorboating in the rear.

The other day this fat chick bent down in front of me so I decided to dirty submarine her.

by Scomar November 24, 2009

dirty oyster

Cuming in a girls ass and then sucking it out.

Man, last night i gave her a dirty oyster... then threw up.

by Choondler April 26, 2006

Dirty Calvin

1.This is the tragic moment when a guy realizes the condom he has is too big for his small set up.

2. When a man crys while having sex, like a massive pussy.

3. When a guy cums early, but has sex anyway...

Last night, nick pulled a dirty calvin, it sucked.

by Sharkpuncher July 12, 2010

dirty worm

The sexual act of an uncircumcised man wearing 3 ribbed condoms and thrashing a woman's anus after she has taken a crap, then getting the woman to bite the top of the condom and blow the load in her face.

Chad: Hey Dave, what are you doing tonight?

Dave: I was gonna slip your mom the dirty worm then explode on her face.

Chad: ... Sounds fun!

by Donkie December 24, 2008

dirty secret

When you are doing a girl from behind, you softly pull her hair back and whisper in her ear "I have AIDS"

I was getting bored of Christina, so I figured the quickest way to end it was to share with her my dirty secret.

by skimordie April 8, 2008

Dirty Turtle

A black and Tan with Guiness on top and Terrapin Rye Ale (Athens GA) on bottom. Also known as dirty Turds

Yo. Bar keep throw a dirty turtle my way. Dont let my glass be empty, or ill kill a baby.

by figpenagain March 20, 2009

Dirty Hippy

While two parties are eating out each other's ass, one party farts in the second party's mouth.

He gave me a dirty hippy without any warning!

by lukevw22 December 20, 2010