you live in Fort Madison if you’ve probably fucked 4 of your buddies girls. Drinking beer and having sex in the hick parking lot before and after school. Don’t forget to head on down to garners where Dave will sell ya anything you like. Especially if you are underage.
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Get the Fort Madison high school mug.Also knows as Palo or Palo Verde. A magical place in Las Vegas, Nevada where kooks and pogues go to school together and learn how to cheat. The kooks (made up of 50% mormons) live in the Paseos area, drive brand new cars of all kinds and go to Newport every weekend because anything is possible with daddy’s money. The pogues drive the nastiest shitboxes you’ve ever seen and for reasons only God knows are feening before 7am and stinking up the parking lot smoking that good ganja before class. Don’t expect either groups to know how a 4 way stop works or what a speed limit is. But expect a biannual hardlockdown/shooter scare. The stuco kids are all kooks and hold rituals so don’t go near their room unless it’s during lunch when they sell snacks. Their rival school is the entire rest of the valley. Brenden Urie also graduated from there.
Guy 1: Did you just see that Jeep full of white girls hanging out the windows blasting Lil Uzi Vert go by?
Guy 2: Yeah they must go to Palo Verde High School
Guy 2: Yeah they must go to Palo Verde High School
by Okallat, the strange April 29, 2023
Get the Palo Verde High School mug.A school that has only had three and a half brown skinners in the last twelve years so they are totally racist.
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Get the Buckeye trail high school mug.Filled with wannabe gangsters, rootin n' tootin rednecks, and snowflakes with nothing in between. Can't have nice things (like bathrooms) here cause of smooth brainers who think they're funny. You'd be safer walking through the streets of Detroit at night than walking through the halls of Redland.
by rootin rick December 14, 2021
Get the Red Land High School mug.South Caldwell High School located in Hudson NC is one of the 3 schools in Caldwell county, all the girls are notoriously horny and will definitely drop their pants if you ask them too. If you meet a virgin at this school, they’re either super religious or extremely weird there is no in between. Everyone is so fucked up on nicotine and xans if you talk to someone they’re most likely going to call you a fuck nigga and ask to hit your vape. Yeahhh SSTID? More like how’d you get that STD you nasty little bastard. Unless you are a drugged out up shot, stay as far away from that shit hole as you possibly can.
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Get the South Caldwell High School mug.Bishop Fenwick is a private, "catholic" school in Massachusetts. Known for its elitism, lack of real authority and its run down appearance, Fenwick will never cease to surprise you with how low it can lower the bar each year unlike its consistently rising tuition.
Sex, drugs, racism, sexism, and homophobia are common problems at the school. After 4 years you become desensitized to it. You become more shocked that a classroom smells like sugar cookies than a kid agreeing with eugenics after a while. Fenwick is also known for both having too much and no school spirit at the same time. You can find students cheering that they're undefeated while loosing to their shitty rival school, Saint Mary's. Don't expect that same energy at spirit week though.
For how expensive the tuition is, you'd expect it to be a decent school but you'd be wrong. The art wing is so old that it made people sick. The auditorium is in the same state as it was in 1960. They could fix it, but they would have to redo everything to make it handicap accessible which they don't really care about. Most of the funding went into the glass box, Crusader Square, just to look pretty. The 7 mil could've fixed the boiler that keeps exploding, flooding problems, the asbestos in the school, or replacing desks that have been used since the 80s.
The student body is divided into several cliques and if you somehow get tribal voted out, your social life is pretty much demoted to complete social isolation until you graduate.
Sex, drugs, racism, sexism, and homophobia are common problems at the school. After 4 years you become desensitized to it. You become more shocked that a classroom smells like sugar cookies than a kid agreeing with eugenics after a while. Fenwick is also known for both having too much and no school spirit at the same time. You can find students cheering that they're undefeated while loosing to their shitty rival school, Saint Mary's. Don't expect that same energy at spirit week though.
For how expensive the tuition is, you'd expect it to be a decent school but you'd be wrong. The art wing is so old that it made people sick. The auditorium is in the same state as it was in 1960. They could fix it, but they would have to redo everything to make it handicap accessible which they don't really care about. Most of the funding went into the glass box, Crusader Square, just to look pretty. The 7 mil could've fixed the boiler that keeps exploding, flooding problems, the asbestos in the school, or replacing desks that have been used since the 80s.
The student body is divided into several cliques and if you somehow get tribal voted out, your social life is pretty much demoted to complete social isolation until you graduate.
person 1: hey where do you go to school?
person 2: Bishop Fenwick High School.
person 1: God, I'm so sorry.
person 2: Bishop Fenwick High School.
person 1: God, I'm so sorry.
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