Toilet Conquest

causing an entire communal bathroom to leave merely by the smell of your bowel movement.

He must have had the taco shits because that was the most epic toilet conquest I have ever seen.

by Sneaky Rupert July 26, 2016

horny toilet

A bidet toilet with different masssage settings that give women orgasms.

The hotel room didn't have a removable shower head so she used the horny toilet.

by human dictionary December 4, 2014

Toilet paper

Something no one has in this Covid-19 pandemic

Me:Excuse me let me speak to your manager!

Manager:what?
Me:do you have any toilet paper??
Manager:No
Me: I hate 2020

by Boigetyosneakersoffmycarpetri April 13, 2020

Toilet Man

a mentally ill man with scoliosis and a thirst for blood. Looks like a toilet.

Person 1: Have you heard the toilet man rumor?
Person 2: yeah, he's hot

by Plxmyaa December 4, 2020

toilet paper

That one item that was abused shortly after the first wave of Covid

Person: I'm out of toilet paper! How will I wipe my ass?!
Person 2: Good luck, all of the supermarkets are closed due to the pandemic.

by SuperNateParty July 3, 2021

Toilet Stalker

The awkward situation where you are taking a shit, when some nigga walks into the cubicle next you. When you flush the toilet and hope to remain anonymous the nigga follows you out as well. which calls for awkward staring and disgusting smells.

Guy: "Dang I was shittin and some nigga decided to be a Toilet Stalker"
Your Bro: "Man I'd punch him out, thats annoying."

by 001girl September 26, 2015

Toilet Tag

The marks one gets on one's butt after spending a long period of time on the toilet, usually scrolling through social media and/or looking at memes.

My boyfriend just asked for nudes but i'm TOILET TAGGED. I never learn, do I?

by IDK this needed to be a thing February 16, 2017