dirtied cloth

A used tampon women use to soak up shit and other bodily fluids, often times results in being wiped on her partner, typically bitchy male figures.

Jon gets into some weird sexual fantasies presented by his master Sarah, one of which is the recurring slap to the face by her dirtied cloths. They currently live together and she has him locked up in the dungeon as he messed up severely with the knife to split incident, as news about that damned urethraholic got out after Jon decided to perform a postmortem delivery. His mind has been a bit screwy lately and mistakes were made. There's a special task force in the police department currently investigating .

by PGVaginamort November 23, 2016

dirty caden

Cutting a hole through your eurethra and beating off to a 96 and a half year-old lady getting a plastic spork from dairy queen melted onto her knee cap.

Bro I heard Ted did a dirty caden last night

by Anal doge February 11, 2022

Dirty Banerd

When you rush a squad in war-zone by yourself and justify the means with a history quote.

Symptoms may include the following quotes: "Center! Center! Center!", "Broke Amour", "Oop, I'm down", "Save me, save me, I'm safe"

We got last place in war zone because Drake pulled a dirty banerd

by dirty cole July 7, 2020

Dirty Fitzsimmons

When your eating a gay guys ass and he shits in your mouth then you enjoy it while having a jerk circle with your dog.

Yo, Michael just pulled a Dirty Fitzsimmons!

by Tom McGowan April 16, 2020

Dirty LOLO

A term used for laughing aggressively while drinking a handle of tequila and having sex in the bathroom .

What were you doing in the bathroom ? I did a dirty lolo

by Hoonad June 4, 2020

Dirty Farrar

When doing something extremely stupid while performing a sexual act, usually while trying to make masturbation more pleasurable or adventurous.

Mike: Man I thought it would really feel awesome if I heated my fake vagina in the microwave. But when I stuck my dick in the fake pussy it was like sticking my dick in molten lava. The plastic CyberSkin actually stuck to my dick. It looked like a red birch tree with all the skin falling off.

Colby: Wow that was really dumb I would have stuck my finger in first. You really pulled a dirty farrar.

by lickalotofpuss69 April 9, 2011

Dirty marj

Giving “yourself” a spider man finger blast.

I was walking down the street and seen a dirty marj through a window

by Weepatsy69 January 17, 2022