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Maintenance Pokes

Continuing to 'Poke' a guy/girl on facebook even though it is no longer flirtatious, but it is now the only connection you share.
Dude1: "Give up sending the maintenance pokes. You haven't talked to the girl in over a month."

Dude2: (kids himself there's still a chance)
by i_predict_a_roit August 22, 2011
mugGet the Maintenance Pokesmug.

Poking The Bear

"Poking The Bear", in a non-traditional sense, refers to when a man uses his erect genitalia to poke his significant other whilst they're resting, and once they're awake and ready to play, the perpetrator simply goes to rest.
Chad: Yeah I was poking the bear last night, and she got pissed!
Adonis: Well, when you poke the bear to mess around and then you don't finish the job, the bear might just throw a fit.
by ZaneCoon#1Fan December 30, 2023
mugGet the Poking The Bearmug.

poke-a-hauntus

A haunt bird of the highest degree. Next in line to be converted to manbearhauntidism and have lads ironing out their testes after touching off her. Scabies likely.
John: "What a sick looking haunt. That's pure manbearhaunt, she's on the way down poke-a-hauntus alley"
by gomefacefromthesea October 5, 2010
mugGet the poke-a-hauntusmug.

French Toast Poke

When a guy takes two fingers and pokes them into a girls ass, then into her mouth.
Hey baby let me give you a french toast poke! It'll be delicious!
by Pack o' Smokes McGee February 26, 2011
mugGet the French Toast Pokemug.

poke

A e cigarette or vape. Used for slang.
dude, give me my poke back.
by triblyeyqueeen23 January 4, 2022
mugGet the pokemug.

Poke Mob

Derived from the meaning gang banging.
POKE MOB SONNNNNN *high five*
by smashytown August 5, 2010
mugGet the Poke Mobmug.

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