King of all baby oil

That’s Motherfucking Diddy

Guy1: who’s the king of all baby oil?
Guy2: it’s fucking Diddy you bitch get a home why the fuck toy asking me this

by Willm Shakspr November 16, 2024

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what was diddy thinking?

why did diddy get 1,000 bottles of baby oil 🍼🍼

by im gonna blow October 3, 2024

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oil nuts

Where you fuck a girl in the ass long enough to where her ass leaks on your balls

Bro1: Bro i fucked her ass to long I got oil nuts

Bro2: wtf bro that nasty

by Savers of the universe November 16, 2017

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oil up

Used as a threat, implying that you will get beaten up and must be prepaired for it.

Oil up lil bro, I'll be at your door by 6

by eshlll January 16, 2024

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Nigga Balls Oiled Up

When a nigga has oiled up balls

Yo bro! Are your nigga balls oiled up?

by ChickenChocker69 April 27, 2024

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The act of feeding a paralyzed woman a mixture of Taco Bell, Coffee, and laxatives, then removing her from her wheel chair and suspending her above a man. Her butt plug is then removed and the excrement is used as lube. The man finishes into a cup of coffee, the woman drinks it, and the plug is reinserted thereby completing the oil change

Guy 1: Did you seriously give her an Ohio oil change last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, the smell and cleanup were horrendous.

by FunkyTrunk March 18, 2024

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