horse kiss

Noun: the sloppy wet feeling one gets from vaginal contact to any non-erogenous body part.

So I woke up to my girlfriend giving me a wicked horse kiss to my forehead. (note: contact to erogenous zones such as nipples, lips, etc. do not count, thereby negating any pony magic to be derived from said contact)

by junior bad May 19, 2014

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Horse Fucker

Someone who is obsessed with horses to an extent that is unbearable. Only watches horse movies, has horse stuffed animals, horse blankets, etc.

She has a horse blanket? Yeah, she’s a horse fucker

by Liv Stens August 22, 2019

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Spiffy Horse

A horse sim intended for older players. Not overrun with ten-year-olds as is the case with Horseland.

Horseland use to cool but now it's full of emo kids and douchebags, so I quit and joined Spiffy Horse

by Jimbo28 May 30, 2009

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Charlie Horse

When you punch someone in the thigh pretty hard.

Dude, I gave Mark a wicked huge charlie horse on the bus yesterday and he had to crawl home.

by JamsKo May 18, 2007

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horse blumpkin

The act of receiving or giving a blumpkin while on a horse.

Wow babe, we've been riding for hours out in this sparce wilderness on horse back. How about a horse blumpkin.

by Weslitzu January 26, 2008

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Sewer Horse

A fucking ugly ass horse/human that lives in a sewar that resembles an ant-eater. Has flabby arms. The face of an anteater and short dyke hair. If seen stay well away from this creature because she/he just may start to stalk you with it's mate. ( Pig face man )

I am the sewer horse. Also known as Elizabeth.

by Elizabeth Bronson June 29, 2008

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