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Madame's Apple

She has a deep voice. Must be that Madame's Apple
by seanmlee July 23, 2010
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Apple Product

by rickjm November 3, 2021
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imaginary apple

To "shine an imaginary apple" is to be pleased with oneself.
Person 1 "Someones happy"
Person 2 "How can you tell?"
Person 1 "Someguy just shined his imaginary apple"
by Samuraisony October 2, 2006
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Apple Ring

Apple Ring (Noun:)

When a man performs anal sex with such vigor that the area around a woman's anus becomes red and irritated.
"Dude, I fucked your mom so hard she got an Apple Ring!"
by /-\ /-\ October 12, 2008
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Apple Watch

A smartwatch made by Apple, Its main feature is costing $329 to $15,000 ,Which may seem like a lot of money at first... Until you realize that it can tell time and draw dick picks and send them to your friends, making it seem like you got an amazing deal on it.
Im broke now that I bought an Apple Watch, At least I have the spinny thingy on the side
by Anony-mouse 🐭 December 10, 2020
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apple betty

The act of putting apple sauce in a females ass, and slurping it out with a straw.
I don't know man, some how she talked me into the "Apple Betty", now I can't have apple sauce any other way!
by stoneythetiger November 19, 2015
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Apple Shits

You know you have the Apple Shits when you've eaten a lot of apples, around 2-3 a day, and every five minutes you have to shit, but its not the runs. Doesn't apply to everyone though.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away becuase I have the Apple Shits and I can't drive to the doctor without soiling my pants.
by Cerpin Taxxt October 27, 2006
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