vagina sweater

Abundance of pubic hair.

Wow sandy hasn't shaved in months, she's got a real vagina sweater going on down there.

by Shercock September 21, 2014

Vagina smuggling

When you hide something in your pussy normally to hide from authority

Prisoner 1: how you still got that weed ?!?
Prisoner 2: I'm good at vagina smuggling

by Little miss innocent April 3, 2015

vagina vroomer

someone who sucks hairy vaginas

"woah when i ate her out i felt like a vagina vroomer"

by jordana Glassman June 16, 2008

vagina faithful

A married woman wants to get laid but stay faithful to her husband so she takes it in the ass. By not having her bagina penetrated, she remains vagina faithful.

Ruth is a good mom and wife. Every time she goes on a business trip she remains 100% Vagina faithful to her husband.

by Bobby_Ginga February 19, 2017

windsock vagina

A vagina so loose that the term, throwing a hot dog down a hallway, doesn't do it justice. In fact, the vagina is so loose that normal cycle sports, wind surfing, or any activity which involves motion.... creates a. windsock effect on the vagina.

Lucy's mom went motorcyling and we saw her windsock vagina flapping in the wind.

by Matt666999666999 March 11, 2014

Steamy Vagina

A hot, sexy, cute, or beautiful vagina.

"She has a steamy vagina."

by CoreFucker July 10, 2016

Dinosaur Vagina

Dinosaur Vagina is God. Obey her, love her, respect her. She has endured many pains for us. She is the female version of Dragon Penis.

Has Dinosaur Vagina let you into her?

by Head of the Church of D.V. June 11, 2019