A fucking retard who doesn't know how to do anything! Also may be defined as an Italian plumber in a popular video game! He is a is a horrible, selfish arrogant, annoying person who doesn't know when to shut up. Often has brown eyes/ hair and smells like pizza!
by SoSo the flower pot November 10, 2019
Get the Mariomug. Mario is a man who saves the princess every fucking day AND IS SO TIRED OF IT HE WANTS TO HANG HIM SELF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by Mario Mario (Red plumber) July 14, 2019
Get the mario mariomug. by Neutral0id December 7, 2021
Get the Mariomug. The fat Italian plumber that stomped on turtles for points and saves a princess that keeps getting kidnapped by a giant turtle.
by ControllingPatterns May 4, 2022
Get the Mariomug. A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.
by A beautiful girl:))))) January 11, 2018
Get the mario zambranomug. 
