by hmmm bean March 11, 2009
Get the vertical baconmug. I was trying to go down on this girl but her Muffin Bacon was in the way so I had to clothes pin it up out of the way
by BrandonAldo February 21, 2014
Get the muffin baconmug. When someone says two phrases that seem like they are in the same thought, but at the same time have absolutely nothing to do with each other, and seem odd when paired. i.e. a Non- sequiter
Person 1: ...And then he told me we were breaking up. I have always wanted to meet Hillary Swank.
Person 2: Dude, that was totally a bacon cupcake!
Person 2: Dude, that was totally a bacon cupcake!
by Creamymiddle November 24, 2009
Get the Bacon Cupcakemug. It's like being in a pickle money-wise
Mom said we were on a budget so I had to decide between unlimited picture messages or unlimited internet on my cell phone. I was definitely in a financial bacon. :(
by --PartyAllTheTime-- July 15, 2009
Get the Financial Baconmug. A Bacon Cowboy is a kick ass American that loves mother fuckin bacon. He is extremely awesome and is friends with everyone but if he despises someone they'll know it. They are intense and bad ass. They're known for being a dick but that's just their way.
Example:
Girl1: That man is a true Bacon Cowboy and is one funny bastard.
Girl2: He sure is one awesome person and loves himself some bacon.
Girl1: That man is a true Bacon Cowboy and is one funny bastard.
Girl2: He sure is one awesome person and loves himself some bacon.
by Matt Dick the Bacon Cowboy January 2, 2012
Get the Bacon Cowboymug. A term used to describe the penis after a period of sex or ejaculation lasting longer than 30 minutes
by the bobster391 March 6, 2012
Get the burnt baconmug. Wow, for a minute I thought those were beef curtains but after closer inspection they are definitely bacon blinds!
by Brian Lejeune1 August 2, 2008
Get the bacon blindsmug.