Glass crushing

To crush, gush, swoon or otherwise fall all over one's self for Ira Glass of This American Life.

Uh-oh, turn off the radio. She's Glass crushing again.

by snarfgarble April 4, 2013

inactive crush

An inactive crush is the aftermath of liking someone for a very long time. Every now and then feelings will pop up for that person but won't last long at all. It is showing the heart and the body how to ease away from a certain person. it prevents you from liking someone else besides the person and all you can do is stop trying to push it away and just live.

Megans inactive crush kicked in and she started liking Tim again, but only for 2 minutes.

by Stahley13 May 14, 2016

Crushing the Dirt

When you insert Three or more fingers into your own anus and use them to stimulate the prostate while masturbating.

Alex: Bro where did you go last night, we were gonna get tacos?
John: dude I just got stuck Crushing the Dirt and couldn't make it.

by Prof Xander August 5, 2017

Summer crush

When you start to catch feelings for someone over the summer— this can be someone from school, someone you just met— but they do say absence makes the heart grow fonder.

I haven’t seen Evelyn since our last day of chemistry together… god, how have I never realized how perfect she is? This summer crush shit is a real doozy😫😫*proceeds to think about her all summer, whether or not the crush continues into the next school year*

by traderjoesmacandcheese July 17, 2022

Hallway crush

a person whom you see in the hallways of school that you don’t have any classes with — you most likely have no connections whatsoever with them, either. if you dream about them, you’re a simp (I’m a simp.)

idek my hallway crush’s name

by rainbowgorilla September 24, 2023

mudslide crush

When you're eating your crush's ass and they shit all over you

Damn guys, I was eating bae's ass and she gave me a mudslide crush smh

by PiDeltaSlime August 29, 2019

digi-crush

A digi-crush is someone who you have a crush on, on the internet.
Most of the time you can't see them in real life or talk to them, due to distance or your insecurities. If so, her account becomes Fap Material.

"Dude, I have such a digi-crush on this columbian thicc girl!"
"You don't have the guts to text her and she's probably with a 60 year old sugar daddy anyway."

by TrueGopnik May 14, 2019