Dick in ur hand is when a bunch of guys go out and cant get any pussy..so they are standing around with there dick in there hand
by Chuco cr November 24, 2016
Get the dick in ur handmug. Someone:“Ur mom gay”
Me:“Ur dad lesbian”
Someone:“Ur granny tranny”
Me:“Ur cuzin hermaphrodite”
Someone: *their dick falls off and they’re cousin dies of aids*
Me:“Ur dad lesbian”
Someone:“Ur granny tranny”
Me:“Ur cuzin hermaphrodite”
Someone: *their dick falls off and they’re cousin dies of aids*
by GRYTHERLIN March 13, 2018
Get the Ur cuzin hermaphroditemug. Completely Surpasses the powers of small insults like "Ur mom gay", "Ur daddy lesbian", "Ur granny tranny", and "Ur grand-pap a trap". Even the thought of using the insult grants the insultee 20 extra chromosomes. Expelling this enchantment from your vocal cords immediately implodes into a blackhole which eradicates the known and unknown universe and creates a new big bang at which life itself is recreated with the only species being gay moms.
"Get out of here you fucking faggot!"
*gains 20 chromosomes*
"Ur fetus deletus-"
*imploding noises as black hole manifests through the insultee's anus*
*gains 20 chromosomes*
"Ur fetus deletus-"
*imploding noises as black hole manifests through the insultee's anus*
by RePziK May 11, 2018
Get the Ur Fetus Deletusmug. A word that will immediately kill anyone in the world, its stronger than any other comeback and always wins, without allowing any reverse cards like uno reverse or no u.
Gary: your need help..
Me: your nans a trans!
Gary: Yes master (starts crying) im.. sorry (shags his way up to the top of the christmas tree to hide from such a godly person and begins to shit his pants off, causing for the shit to fall on the elf on the shelfs head and knocking off the tree for the dog to lick off)
Me: your nans a trans!
Gary: Yes master (starts crying) im.. sorry (shags his way up to the top of the christmas tree to hide from such a godly person and begins to shit his pants off, causing for the shit to fall on the elf on the shelfs head and knocking off the tree for the dog to lick off)
by shit.on.a.shingle December 9, 2019
Get the ur nans a transmug. the worst of the worst. nothing can beat this, if ur grandpap is called a trap you. are. dead. aliens invade earth, theres a nuclear war, and your step dad terry drinks all your mtn dew then does loud sexes to ur mum. there is no escaping the grandpap a trap.
Tom: ur mum gay
John: ur dad lesbian
Tom: ur granny tranny
John: ur grandpap a trap
World War 3 begins, aliens and A.I. form one species and take control, the crack in the ozone layer finally breaks the entire thing, the Sun explodes, engulfing the entire solar system. Tom goes to Hell, and hears all the wails of the damned. John becomes a God. There is no escaping God.
John: ur dad lesbian
Tom: ur granny tranny
John: ur grandpap a trap
World War 3 begins, aliens and A.I. form one species and take control, the crack in the ozone layer finally breaks the entire thing, the Sun explodes, engulfing the entire solar system. Tom goes to Hell, and hears all the wails of the damned. John becomes a God. There is no escaping God.
by doilooklikemothertheresatoyou May 17, 2018
Get the ur grandpap a trapmug. Ur mom gay is a 9 year old insult towards people you know of or to complete strangers. This word is sometimes used by 9 year olds when experiencing pyschological damage from people in gaming or others. Ur mom gay can be easily reflected towards the one who said it by saying no u
Ur mom gay.
by YonderSquat January 2, 2019
Get the Ur Mom Gaymug. 
Get the ur dadmug.