short bus

Persons arriving at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave in DC

Harvey: Looks like Joe and Kamala are here.
Roger: Why do you think that ?
Harvey: There is a short bus pulling up. It's electric though. So that's good.

by cut the cards February 9, 2023

New Bus

Otherwise known as a Gillig BRT Plus CNG 40’ (G31D102N4). These are buses just purchased by the NICE Bus (Nassau Inter-County Express) company and they fart and make hilarious sounds. You know when one’s coming when you hear it.

*bus farts or laughs*

Some kid: And there goes a fuckin new bus! I’m not doing bridges.

by bigbootybitches655 June 8, 2022

Bus Willy

When a male is riding on a bus or automobile and their penis becomes erect, usually just before they need to get off/get out of the automobile.

"I sure hope Olivia isn't looking this way, because I have some serious bus willy."

by DeezNutsForPresident October 25, 2015

dick bus

When a men's dick is comparable to a school bus

Wow, Jimmy has a real dick bus.

by YNWL December 3, 2016

First Bus

A bus company that will never fucking show up.

A: Waiting for bus, due 345678345678923456 mins ago.
B: Calls A
Oy where the fuck are you
A: Bus still hasnt fucking cum, thats first bus for ya

by yesladsss September 26, 2022

Bus in The Ditch

(noun) A screw up or mistake. The origin of this phrase was as a metaphor for the state of the country during the primaries of the 2008 presidential election.

We shouldnt ask who put the bus in the ditch. Just fix the problem.

by uhuhyep September 27, 2009

slap the bus

something that tastes good

Something that tastes so good it both slaps and is bussin

These frosted sugar cookies slap the bus.

by cheesyyelli July 30, 2021