Diet Sprite

Someone who is sparkly but lacks substance.

An attractive person with no depth.

Sarah was really into Billy until she realized that he was nothing more than a diet sprite.

by 1coolchick September 4, 2021

Year of diets

Where you do a different diet every month for a whole year

Oi do the year of diets with Hayden blackie

by Hayden blackie December 5, 2019

Diet Coke

A drink people say is healthy, but is slowly killing them.

Honey want some diet coke with your tumors?

by Guy who works at Denny's November 25, 2019

Diet single

A person who is technically single, but constantly bounces between potential relationships.

He’s bounced between 3 people he’s trying to date for like a month, he’s like diet single almost

by Lervington the 5th December 11, 2022

Gum Diet

When you go on a gum diet you only eat 1 meal a day and chew gum when your hungry, swallowing is an option.

Chelsea “I’m going on a gum diet”
Alice “yes hunty you lose that weight!”

by tcanmongeau December 9, 2018

American diet

soeaking as an american, shittiest diet in the world, i try to eat healthy and do you know how hard it is to find shit thats lowfat or low sodium in stores here? and then theres the 40 FUCKING PERCENT OF PEOPLE!! who are fat fucks here, and no i dont care about bodyshaming, if you have a condition i get it and am not insulting you but 99% of overweight fucks in america dont, they just eat fucking mcdonalds and never work out

american diet example: for the childhood obesity rate, its usually not a ten year olds fault that he is fat, they dont know how to eat correctly because their fucking parents feed them mcdonalds every fucking day which causes them to get made fun of and become insecure, then people wonder why they become anorexic in highschool, this should be considered child abuse you fucking dipshit soccer moms

by yallfocusonthewrongshit October 20, 2021

Cooper’s diet plan

Eating children’s sized meals like Jordan Thomas Cooper said which was approved by Clinton Surgeon General Dr. Elders.

Cooper’s diet plan could cure obesity.

by Coop Dupe May 30, 2023