Jimmy Smitts

1. When someone gets way too drunk and/or gets drunk enough that they feel that re-enacting the character played by Jimmy Smitts in the "Tommyknockers" by walking drunk out of a 2nd story window is a good idea. This means they are drunk enough to do anything up to or equaling the level of drunken jackassery it takes to walk out of a 2nd story window.

2. A way of explaining that you are getting drunk on the down-low.

1. "Yeah, I pretty much turned into Jimmy Smitts last night, called my ex up, and told her to suck a cheeta's dick." or "I was thinking about choking the bitch, but I figured I'd turn into Jimmy Smitts instead."

2. "My Dad just got home, but I assure you I'm Jimmy Smitts."

by R.M. Williams June 30, 2008

Jimmy Par

A golf term for taking a par on a hole when a bogey or worse was made. A polite way of saying the other player is cheating.

"Nice Jimmy Par you cheater, 5 foot putts are not gimmes"

by T-bone65 March 12, 2009

kicked in the jimmy

This is where someone takes their foot (with or without shoes) and places it rapidly and firmly against your genitalia in a manner to cause the person who owns said genitalia excruciating pain which may or may not lead to things like; crossed eyes, loss of breath, crying like a baby, anger, confusion, thoughts of random animals and soreness through out the middle abdomen.

Matt was kicked in the jimmy by his girlfriend Sue because she found out he was cheating on her.

by MR34 August 6, 2014

jimmy page

The Best Guitarist EVER in the world. if you think someone else is better he will come beat your ass cause thats how sweet he is. and i personally will be pissed so i will come to your body he had previously beat and lumberjack you in the face for your ignorance.

Jimmy Page got pissed so he killed the entire music genre of rap/emo/pop/other short 3 letter abbreviated music types. cause they suck. and his band Led Zeppelin pwns music.

by Mike Chislow January 3, 2004

jimmy stick

a long, slender metal tool used by locksmiths and thieves to undo locks

The thief slid a jimmy stick down the car's window and lifted the lock up.

by alex March 22, 2005

Jimmy Jam

The act of gently massaging or furiosly rubbing the female clitoris. Usually used as a precursor to finger treats. Can be performed as a single act or with 1 or more partners also known as a jimmy jam jam but in such situation must be immediately followed by the finger treat for full effect. It is good practice to give the jimmy jam just before surprise sex

Paul couldn't get it up so he jimmy jam.
Ting enjoys the jimmy jam more the cock so she jimmy jams it every day.
Dan gave her the jimmy jam and then oops pound surprised her.

by boondocks5 September 25, 2007

jimmy page

The fastest fingers in the world.

Jimmy page has the fastest fingers in the world.

by delay December 14, 2008