The Horny Grasshoppers

The BEST band in existence, you can search the earth top to bottom and you will never find a band that AC as much as this one

gaylord: “hey did you catch that new song from the Horny Grasshoppers, Donkey Dong”

Brahms: “yeah dude it had me ASS”

by cramphony July 15, 2021

Horny Manfish

The perfected ancient art of doing something really homosexual or odd, or something along the lines of jizzing in a public place. The art reaches its peak, in the part where after doing said act, you yell a random, confusing phrase at your company, and make a daring escape. The facts prove that moses led the israelites out of egypt by pulling a horny manfish. History's great escapes have all been, in reality, real examples of horny manfishes.

Please note that the word has nothing to do with the definition.

Holy shit he just pulled a great Horny Manfish!

Ha! After cumming on the table I have yelled GENGHIS KHAN and therefore pulled a horny manfish!

by JackysonQuagmire2therescue December 1, 2009

horny reptile

A gaymer who can't go 5 seconds without making a sexual joke and preying on new gays.

I'm looking for daddies cummies, do you have any?
Shut-up Tyler, you horny reptile.

by Horny Reptile August 31, 2018

horny dolphin

when you strap a thong around a womens face and cum all over it till it gets soaked. When she screams and crys you take out your dick and wack her all over her face till youve beat the chicken good!

bob preformed a horny dolphin on Jessica last night .

SAMs horny dolphin made Layla call 911 threatining to bring out the Matanga and cut his dick off.

by mrham4444 April 11, 2014

horny hotdog

When you are horny so you grab a naked hotdog and rub it between a bun Until it breaks then cum on the bun

last night I pulled a horny hotdog

by Eevv April 3, 2017

cautiously horny

When you see a crazy-hot chick you want to bang, but are suddenly unsure if it's a chick

I saw this hot blonde chick with a tight little ass from behind, and wanted to take her to bone town, but then I saw she had some meaty calves and wasn't sure if it was a chick or a dude. Not wanting to give up too easily, I had to verify it was a chick. I was cautiously horny.

by Pandastic July 5, 2016

Horny seany

A friend that is horny 247 and makes you laugh also calls his girlfriend thicc

man i love my friend horny seany

by skskskskksksk November 8, 2018