growing up in chicago

The best part of growing up in Chicago.

Interviewer: Best part of growing up in Chicago?
Johnny (uhhhh face): uhhhhh... Growing up in Chicago 😬

by Amphibian Requesting death November 30, 2020

The Chicago Bear

The Chicago Bear is when after receiving a Green Bay Packer from the bear variety of men; the recipient then finds a football field and just shits all over it. The shitting on the field may be figuratively or literally.

"Illinois football fans gather in a stadium to watch their local heroes perform The Chicago Bear. "

by Verbius VonMasturbate August 12, 2021

Chicago baptism

To spill a portion of Jeppson’s Malört accidentally over an infants head while drinking.

Gave my nephew a Chicago Baptism last weekend and was asked to leave the party

by MdoubleT December 25, 2023

Chicago Bears

The Bears were the closest thing to the Yankees of the NFL until last year, winning more than any other team, so this loses identity they've developed lately isn't like them.

The Chicago Bears let a team like the Green Bay Packers overtake them as the winningest NFL franchise. Where has their fighting spirit been? They should've gone out and mauled the Packers.

by Solid Mantis September 17, 2023

Chicago

City if corruption.

"Chicago is killing Illinois."

by Albino namekian October 27, 2022

chicago

Chicago. One of the most amazing people. He will always try to comfort you while being a complete idiot. He’s usually out of a relationship and not willing to get back in. Has trust issues but it’s fine.

Yo did you hear about chicago

Yea dude my mans just jumped of a cliff

by Iamirresponsibleinways December 5, 2019

Chicago penetration

The act of sticking your glock up your loved ones ass ...letting her shit on it then sticking the glock down her throat

I have my girl a Chicago penetration last night

by Randomshit34 February 9, 2017