December 9

National give your girlfriend affection day!❤️

Gf: Babe I want affection.
Bf: Hold on I’m busy
Gf: too bad it’s December 9

by 𝓗𝓪𝓻𝓭𝓮𝓻 𝓭𝓪𝓭𝓭𝔂!😫🥵😩🤤 December 7, 2020

9 December

December 9th, National Heartbreak day
On this day in 2022 alot of girls around the world were heartbroken as they had to say bye to their love, Neymar Junior after Brazil lost to Croatia in a penalty shootout in the Quater finals

Girl A: "Why are you crying"
Girl B: "Todays 9 December"

Girl A: * Also starts crying*

by shreyan14257 December 9, 2022

February 9

Narcissistic crazy moms are born on this day

Hey when was your moms birthday again?

Oh that, it was on February 9 why?

Wow your moms a bitch!

by i.knowitalll November 23, 2021

May 9

Ask your crush out day

May 9th is the day to ask out your crush if you don’t it will bring bad luck

by Ily.her_sm May 6, 2022

Asshole 9

Asshole 9, when someone has done something that is described as a Jew out 9, they are an asshole 9, 9/10 on the asshole scale!

Matt: ‘Ash completely jewed me out today, he dropped me right in it.’

Liam: ‘that’s such a Jew out 9.’

Matt: ‘I know he’s an asshole 9.’

by Absoluteroaster69 April 24, 2020

Room 9

Contra Costa County Jail. Located in Martinez, CA. Known for a very hostile enviroment, and lower than average conditions.

Reubin: I heard Nick's house got raided last week.
Jose: Yeah! They took him to Room 9.

by hydranix January 25, 2015

9/11

it was PLANNED; specifically by ur mum

ur mum: it's 9/11
me: IT WAS PLANNED
ur mum: Correctamango

by TwoFlamingFlamingos June 6, 2018