December 11

National slap your girls ass day

*slaps girlfriends ass*
What was that for?
It December 11th ;;))

by Flippingnightmare December 2, 2020

11:58

11:58 is two whole minutes before noon.

Person 1:"What time is it?"
Person 2:"Oh, it is 11:58."

by ExtremEnder October 18, 2019

september 11

this day you have to fck with you're boyfriend/girlfriend like in the film '50 shades of Grey'

"Marha, today is september 11, lets have sex like Cristian Grey"

by 110 c.c. September 9, 2019

February 11

National give your enemy your phone day

Rich kid: you have such an old phone

Poor kid: it’s February 11

Rich kid: oh shit

by anonymous November 9, 2020

December 11

Ditch day since no one decided to ditch on the other day

“Hey bro why weren’t you at school today”
“It’s December 11 dude”
Oh oh alright

by 209retard December 8, 2019

9/11

November 9th

On 9/11 :

313th day of the year (314th in leap years)

1888 – Jack the Ripper kills Mary Jane Kelly, his last known victim.

1938 – Nazi German diplomat Ernst vom Rath dies from the fatal gunshot wounds of Jewish resistance fighter Herschel Grynszpan, an act which the Nazis used as an excuse to instigate the 1938 national pogrom, also known as Kristallnacht.

1989 – Cold War: Fall of the Berlin Wall. Communist-controlled East Germany opens checkpoints in the Berlin Wall allowing its citizens to travel to West Germany.

1921 – Albert Einstein is awarded the Nobel Prize in Physics for his work with the photoelectric effect.

2005 – Suicide bombers attacked three hotels in Amman, Jordan, killing at least 60 people.

by Critical Design December 2, 2009

9/11

MMM-MMMM-MMMM-MMMMMULTIKILLLLLLL

Server: WTT 9/11
Taliban has pwned World Trade Center with Boeing 747
MMM-MMMM-MMMM-MMMMMULTIKILLLLLLLL

by Rhymo June 1, 2009