Wet Side High School

The shittiest school I've ever went to. My 7th grade English teacher seems like a somewhat pedophile. My math teacher was a bitch for no apparent reason. My Social Studies teacher was also a bitch because if you got an answer wrong, she would bitch at your ass. And finally, my 8th grade English teacher. He was so fucking lazy like holy hell. He didn't teach us shit and relied on a damn audio book for The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. He made me not want to read the book again. Now I'm homeschooled and half the students there switched schools and the rest just want to be homeschooled. The only people who don't are the ones that are the rednecks. They always eat the cafeteria food because it's free. The school is on food stamps I'm one of the only kids who had a lunchbox. Though, not all of them were rednecks. Some of them were chill as hell and there were a few hot chicks. I'm not talking about that one ugly ass thot who said she'll jerk me off if I give her the rest of my sandwich on the bus. She look like Chucky gone wrong. 2/10

Person 1: Dude I want to be homeschooled.
Person 2: Yeah man. Everyone here is a redneck here at Wet Side High School

by BLаZe November 25, 2019

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Boerne Champion High School

A majority white school where hicks and boys pretending to be gangster crawl from the sewers. At this school your either the type who sits outside for lunch, or inside. Boerne Champion is known for its notorious vaping permitting zones, also known as the bathroom. Other smoking opportunities include, sneaking out into the woods by the ranch, and under the bleachers at the field. Champion houses many rich little snobs who will by no doubt, be holding the iPhone 12 by the time this gets approved. Another noticeable trait of this school would be the abundance of Trump 2020 flags.

POV: (Talking To Someone From Another School) (probably Tivy)
Them: what school do you go to
You: I go to Boerne Champion High School
Them: Cool
You: Did you hear we made it to semi-finals in football?
Them: I literally don’t give a fuck
You: ok
Them: walks away
You: walks back to your 2021 Chevy that daddy bought

by CHS Inmate 47892 November 18, 2020

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Smith's Hill High School

An academically selective co-ed school replete with smarties, slayage, and students that incessantly exclaim the words "among us" and "sus" on the daily. You can feel the aura of student anxiety as soon as you enter the threshold, largely attributed to the assessments and the fact that these dorks' life support is academic validation. Nonetheless, and despite the two rival factions of the "popular kids" and the "geeky nerds" that are always three steps away from breaking out in a high-school-musical-esque dance battle, the cohorts are fairly harmonious. Unless, of course, without concord between the groups, there will be discord...

Why is that kid having an existential crisis? Nevermind, I see he's from Smith's Hill High School.

by harambe x fredie naf May 13, 2022

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Food and Finance High School

The school where lower class men Pursue relationships with seniors where it absolutely goes no where and they look like a thot because they suck dick in places such as... stair case, Parks and auditoriums

Didn’t that Food and Finance high school freshman/ sophomore suck dick in the auditorium lol such a thot

by FFHS BIG K June 24, 2019

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Quakertown Community High School

A school where PDA is allowed and students give zero fucks if they ambush someone in the halls. You often find these types of students: nonexclusive couple, exclusive couple, friend that doesn't look anything like they did before summer, fake goth, fake emo, one sided lovestruck, etc.

Quakertown Community High School is full of disgusting gum sucking students who don't care if people are watching them devour each other.

by School Thot September 11, 2019

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