astronaut pussy

Astronaut pussy: the highest you can get.

After taking another hit. I was higher than a giraffes pussy. Then I took it another level and turn it up a notch. I went to far and got "astronaut pussy." Damm I wish my girl was Here ...

by Lalakett August 9, 2024

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tight pussy syndrome

A medical reason for a pussy to be tight. Could refer to vaginismus, hypertonic pelvic floor or pelvic floor dysfunction.

*sees a large penis* Erm, my tight pussy syndrome says no
The tight pussy syndrome wasn’t happy with the tampon the other day.

by Meggiewithane November 7, 2023

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Poop sock pussy

When you have a women shit in a sock then use it like a pocket pussy

"Aw man I love the poop sock pussy my wife left me last night"

by Milkyduds September 23, 2025

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Pussy dragon

A pussy so powerful that after sex the mans dick is on fire

Wow my dick is on fire. Thats pussy dragon for you it set things on fire.

by anonymous December 13, 2020

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Crocodile pussy

An absolute diabolical and smelly vagina.

“She’s hot but she got that crocodile pussy”

by Daddybiglicks February 12, 2025

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Pussy

A cute little pussy cat.
A four-legged useless animal that was tamed to be a pet. They serve no purpose whatsoever than just to shit on the floor hoping to watch you pick it up.

Dickhead Daniel: The last pussy I touched was your mums!
Smackhead Steve: Dude, you can't be saying that!!
Dickhead Daniel: I meant your mums Ragdoll cat

Smackhead Steve: Oh...
Dickhead Daniel: Dickhead!
Smackhead Steve: Smackhead!

by Lil_Latch ADHD Antics. November 20, 2024

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