gaffle pussy

pussy that turns out not to be the real thing.

e.g. the hidden/tucked away male genitalia with the “mangina” offered as real pussy through various means of deception, hence gaffle pussy.

by jd3vill3 February 3, 2025

Pussy Wipe

A person that is so stupid and illiterate that they don't understand how the alphabet works and makes the mistake of defining the word "wipe" with the definition of the word "whip", ironically making himself look exactly like a pussy wipe himself.

Once upon a time there was a little dumbass that went on urban dictionary to define the word pussy whip but thought it was spelled pussy wipe because he didn't know how to spell or define it in the first place and he lived crappily ever after.

by SuperMegaAsshole June 8, 2022

Pussy ass bitch

A coward who cheats on his beautiful fiancé with a gorilla looking tranny

“Ryan is a pussy ass bitch”

by PAB4Lyfe May 15, 2024

Pussy

Rylee W

pussy: Rylee not drinking enough because “she has a zyn”

by margaritagaughan May 23, 2025

Pussy Surfin

When you switch between fucking different women during sexual intercourse.

Mf spent his whole paycheck on backpages and paid 3 different girls to go pussy surfin last Friday night.

by 8BallingSuperSaucin August 19, 2017

Puddle of pussy

Unlike lake of pussy which is fed by many tributaries, puddle of pussy is only occasionally fed by the grace of god.

John hasnt had sex in a while, he must be standing in a puddle of pussy.

by Hellsminer1 July 4, 2015

Pussy Hurt Disorder

when you have chronic pussy hurt. aka phd and pussy hurt syndrome

slow down, I got phd today.
phd?
pussy hurt disorder!

by idksomegirl May 21, 2025