fuck me sideways to the left

a term used to describe a situation were a simple "fuck me" just wont cut it.

doctor: you have aids.

person with aids: FUCK ME SIDEWAYS TO THE LEFT!!

by Capital K ush September 30, 2009

someone tells me you've been

A secondhand account of complaint, usually from a person of authority, or by someone who's the teacher's pet (if at school). A sentence of doom. Can happen if you've been sexually harrassing the teacher's daughter, sticking aluminum foil into electrical outlets, shoplifting, etc.

"Someone tells me you've been putting foil in the outlets at school. If you don't respect electicity, I can't let you have electronics in your room." "Someone tells me you've been mooning the principal. Don't you know you can get arrested for that?"

by Braveheart's thirst for blood January 13, 2007

s me a p o y b

Send me a pic of your boobs

hey gurl s me a p o y b

by imapenisman August 3, 2007

mugging me off like a 2 bit

taking for a ride like a hooker, taking the piss out of.

He's borrowed more cash from me, he's mugging me off like a 2 bit

by Custard October 5, 2006

When you gonna let me yea

When a person says this they are asking to hit

So when you gonna let me yea?

by Yea?? January 1, 2022

Suck my toes and feed me dumplings

a phrase used specifically when surprised, scared, or offended. Typically not used as an insult but a phrase of shock

"Well suck my toes and feed me dumplings, it's Demar Derozen"

by Your guy ty December 11, 2018

teach me how to spell my name

to spell your name on someone’s dick

“you should come over and teach me how to spell my name.”
“oh you wanna ride my dick?”

by fhrsfhtdf August 30, 2022