Ligma Matthews Myers Balls 69420

a Matthews who licks balls for a living

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by GG BItCH ASS DOOG October 16, 2022

Suck the Cum Right Out My Balls

Saying made famous by Scott and his friends around the Chicago/Northwest Indiana area after watching a porno called "Suck the Cum Right Out My Balls," where a man getting his dick sucked, repeatedly asks the women to "suck the cum right out my balls," and she does.

Hey John, why don't we go sledding?
Hey Jorgie, why don't you suck the cum right out my balls?!

Carrie sucked the cum right out my balls!!

by Eric Joseph May 21, 2007

Lunchin out flossin ball

It is what I like to call pool basketball

Yo man, do you want to play som lunchin out flossin ball?

by ratfacemcjammyjont November 9, 2008

Lick caviar off my balls day

where girls lick caviar off of a guys balls on friday, march 12

Lick caviar off my balls day is tomorrow i can’t wait to lick caviar off my boy friends balls

by danny.swish March 10, 2020

Garlic fried croissant butter monkey balls

A food staple in Wyoming usually enjoyed after a session of Heith'sTaran'mcfigleton'hoohah for a long period of time

Damn those Garlic fried croissant butter monkey balls were so good I decided to Heith'sTaran'mcfigleton'hoohah my friend

by Canadian doltwad May 13, 2022

Lick my balls and call me Skippy

A term of great surprise, usually yelled and used without conscious thought.

Normal:What you get on your test retard

Retard: An A+

Normal:LICK MY BALLS AND CALL ME SKIPPY!!!

by chucknorrisx10000000 September 5, 2010

I don´t have a crystal ball

Snarky remark you make when feeling between a rock and a hard place, because you are demanded to take a decision you are powerless, incapable, or unwilling to take.

Headline: "I don´t have a crystal ball", President Obama said when asked about a five-year Afghanistan exit strategy.

by rperazag July 1, 2010