buy some weed off me later!

the sentence you scream at one of your customers while driving past

-customer walking down the street-
dealer: "HEY BRO, BUY SOME WEED OFF ME LATER!"

by Mitchyyy October 18, 2009

national show me your boobs day

show me your boobs day is on October 14th

go up to a girl and tell em its national show me your boobs day!

hey ally show me your boobs baby its national show me your boobs day ;)

by Niack October 14, 2020

don't let me get the roast on you

Something your fellow classmates or peers say before they proceed to roast your existence usually happens if you try to roast them but fail.

Dude 1: Boy your hairline look like scratch art!
Crowd: Cricket
Dude 2: BOY DON'T LET ME GET THE ROAST ON YOU with your high waters looking ass boy mike wazowski sounding voice ass boy
Crowd: OOOOOHHHHHH!!!!

by Dankness at its finest July 9, 2017

It may be shit to you, but it's bread and butter to me

A typical Plumber to customer remark on viewing a well blocked toilet," It may be shit to you, but it's bread and butter to me"

Embarassed customer- I'm so sorry but the toilets full of floating shit and paper, it makes me want to throw up.

Plumber- Do not worry madam, It may be shit to you, but it's bread and butter to me.

by Cpt Crapper of Dick Scratching May 1, 2012

tickle my prawn and call me mildred

when a prawn GIF that Caitlin sent in the giels chat gets a bit too randy

Tickle my prawn and call me Mildred!

by badbreth May 10, 2023

I don’t know how but they found me

A band which is loved by many. Lead singer is former panic at the disco touring bassist dallon weeks.

Person 1 “have you heard I don’t know how but they found me new song?”

Person 2 “yeah it’s great”

by Gaybyjskisygsywhbxhjsn December 23, 2018

I just cracked me one off.

A phrase used in internet forums to confess having masturbated to a posted pic or story. Frequently used to express appreciation for a pic or story even if actual masturbation hasn't taken place. Occasionally used ironically or to be comedically inappropriate.

Example 1: <user posts pic of a PAWG> ... I just cracked me one off.

Example 2: <I just found out that my mother has terminal brain cancer> ... I just cracked me one off .

by Carlton G. Long January 12, 2020