Bathing a screaming baby

Putting herpes meds on your member

I had a flare up so bathing a screaming baby was my only option.

by SillyWillyVibes May 27, 2021

Baby gay

Gay/Lesbian person, who recently "came out the closet"

Giselle: a week after telling her parents she was lesbian, the baby gay went on her first date with a girl

Fermin: I hate fags

by GorillaJuiceHeadDrugAddict September 17, 2020

my baby got back

Elated! Surfer dude who took his surfboard for ding repair and got it back in his possession.

Melvin walks in the house with his recently repaired surfboard, "my baby got back!"

by Davey Didoe April 17, 2021

baby packer

A pregnant women in a gangbang that doesn't let a single drop of semen fall out.

We went to a party last night and there was a hot baby packer there for an event.

by BeastOfBosses April 28, 2023

Baby momma complex

Where the baby momma refuses to let the dad interfere with his child’s life regardless of custody agreements, and then complains to social media and friends that the baby’s dad “ain’t shit” and that she’s all alone as a parent.

I keep trying to get more time with my son but Amber has a baby momma complex and thinks I’m the worst.

by MasqueradeQueen April 21, 2020

Alternative Baby Bonding (ABB)

Having to have another person (i.e. paternal partner, family member, etc.) bond with a newborn postpartum due to maternal complications (i.e. endometritis, post part blues/depression, OB Hemorrhaging)

My baby daddy is going to have to incorporate alternative baby bonding (ABB) because I am currently unable to do so due to my postpartum complications.

by J.Luis September 19, 2019

Lil Baby Ratchet

See Chelsie or Princess Chelsie. Noun meaning ; to behave unruley.

You gotta love that lil baby ratchet

by PrincessChelsie July 24, 2021