dog TV

When a canine (or a person) sits or lays and seems to stare aimlessly into space. They are actually watching dog TV.

I think I'll go home, smoke a big fatty and watch some dog TV.

Bob lost his job, his girlfriend broke up with him and the doctor put him on anti-depressants. It's really sad, he just sits at the kitchen table all day long and watches dog TV .

by RicardoCorridor February 9, 2009

french shot dog

a shot of wine taken with a french hot dog bun

"After a long day , José took a french shot dog, and said, 'I don’t know about the French, but this wine and pan de perro are muy bueno!'"

by anonymous March 24, 2025

dog-block

Ignoring the clear fact that a conflict is bigger than any one man, denying another his rightful and delicious hot dog through physical force or clever, conniving trickery. A truly dastardly act.

In a feud over a "fives" call, deciding who will win the most comfortable and convenient seat at a Supebowl party, one contestant encourages a grillmaster to deny his foe a hot dog: one variation of the dog-block.

by Michael R. Davis February 4, 2008

dog knees

We don’t know if they exist because if they do that would be weird (I have a thick ass)

What are dog knees?

by Virginia mom May 18, 2021

fingering a dog

when you finger someone but it a dog

Person 1: I'm fingering a dog
Person 2: What in the everloving fuck did you just say?

by yesgamerboy69hahafuny April 14, 2021

Big Dogs Gotta Eat To

Even the biggest bloke has to eat

There's a family feast happening and the tallest biggest man comes in let's everybody know that the Big Dogs Gotta Eat To.. 🙂

by Grim6891 May 12, 2023

Dogged

To eat food quickly without any hestitation

Mom:How was your food sweetie?
Son:I dogged it, it was fire

by Puerto Rican+black=me July 12, 2024