national kick a man in the balls day

april 7th is national kick men in the balls day for being disrespectful fucks

person 1: hey have you heard that tomorrow is national kick a man in the balls day!?

person 2: yeah, im so excited!

by rin 🌞 March 20, 2021

big sussy black mario balls

bout what it sounds like

like to lick "big sussy black mario balls"

by goofymaien July 9, 2021

freeze the balls off a brass monkey

The cannon balls on a man o' war were stacked and held in place by a brass ring on the deck known as a brass monkey. In cold weather the sea spray would turn to ice thus freezing the cannon balls together and onto the ring.

Hence the expression "It's cold enough to freeze balls on a brass monkey" or simply "brass monkey weather". Note that the correct phrase is "on" NOT "off" a "brass monkey". The expression is often corrupted to hint at an association with a man's testicles balls

by TimB June 12, 2005

ball bashing mother fucking bastard

someone who squashes sandwiches

girl1: u ball bashing mother fucking bastard
girl2: wat?
girl1: u squashed my sandwiches!
girl2: sorry, forgive me

by simple immortality November 11, 2006

Did your balls just drop?

A thing that tommyinnit says when somebody uses a deep voice changer.

Wilbur: *uses deep voice changer*

Tommyinnit: Did your balls just drop?

by EpicDoggo476 April 27, 2021

bury your balls in your butthole

to kick someone in the balls so

creepy guy "hey little girl want some candy"

little girl "shut the fuck up wierdo"

little girl kick the creepy guy in the balls

little girl "ha i just bury your balls in your butthole bitch"

by thebeatlesfan July 26, 2010

National grab your Homies balls day

It’s simple grab your Homies balls day

Yo did you know it’s national grab your Homies balls day

by S!gnal February 24, 2022